Oh man...


I woke up and I was WASTED. Like, really really drunk. In bed. It was kind of awesome. I also woke up in the middle of the night and thought I was paralysed. I wasn't.


What has happened to me lately? I was going through this really awesome phase of going out and having like 2 drinks and being fine and now I'm drinking through a hose and funnel. It is not good. Now i've got that awesome feeling where I want to avoid everyone I talked to for a very long time.


That is probably good because I am broke and having job nightmares.

I have lost 3 packs of cigarettes in one week.

Donuts for lunch, dinner, breakfast then lunch again

Whiskey!? Why did I think you would be a good idea? You hate me, I hate you, it was never going to work out. Everything seemed to be going so well too, I actually thought that maybe things were going to be ok between us. BUT YOU FOOLED ME YOU BASTARD. YOU WOKE ME UP AND KICKED ME IN THE BRAIN. And that sucked. I have not given up on us yet however. Because I still have a little left in my flask and I don’t want to think I wasted $15.

Apart from the whole getting-beaten-up-by-alcohol thing the night was pretty good. Fun hangouts and sweet bands. Sweat bands. Man, those Sneaks sure are charming. Friends too, are way charming. I should hang out with SOME PEOPLE more often. If that’s ok with them.

Baly and I went to this pretty lame party after losing everyone, I got a total “Dunedin 1983” vibe from the place but in a really suck way. After hanging out there for a while we went to this other party which was basically a bunch of 17 year olds who had just gotten out of their school ballz. It was actually way weird but I was pretty oblivious to it all by that point. A good sign that you are awesome is when people start asking your friend “Where did you get this guy?”

Party got weird

Sleep Blogging

I can't believe the first thing I did when I got home last night was sit down and blog. I am a class A retard in need of a hobby. I want a Martha Stewart style craft corner to keep me busy. I don't know what I would make because I have no manual dexterity & failed kindy.





Sometimes being hungover is really nice & today was one of those times. I just sat around & watch Freaks & Geeks & got fish & chips for lunch. The rest if the day I lay around feeling blissfully full & occasionally reading Cabinet magazine. I have probably been reading too much Cabinet. It totally brings out the nerd in me.





I bought some second-hand copies of National Geographic as part of my latest Grand Scheme. It really is a great magazine if you avoid all depictions of non-Western peoples. I think I wrote about my dream where I was living in Kamatchka, the National Geographic article on the palce totally turned that into a prophecy, I am so going to live there one day.





I've also been reading about hairless mexican dogs.

Feminist party "products"

Lame day made good. Got wasted at Rising Sun. Broke my not drinking at bars rule. I'll buy whiskey this ... week and sort that out. Shots rule. I danced. Broke another rule (not dancing in Auckland).

This doesn't mean that i'm actually entertained, I wrote half a post today which went like this:

"I've been off uni for a day and I'm already bored.

I spent today waiting for an electrican who never came and reading online magazines. "

I went on to complain about journalism but stopped because it was lame.

Have you noticed my wierd tendency to write the word 'and' instead of 'an', what's with that?

Hang out with me, internet. I am way bored from 9am to 11pm.

The Briscoes Lady Runs a Secret Dog-Fighting Ring

Wooo.

I finished my last exam about and hour ago.

I'm now free for like a month.

Extra free because apparently I've been made redundant from my occasional job.

Plastic bag shoes.

oh my god my brother is having Peter Cosby round to my parents house for a LAN party. I couldn't be more excited.

"I thought it would be a good idea to wander round with an erection all night."

If I ever stop loving Unchained Melody, please kill me.

Also, I think I'm going mad.