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Being a smoker is awesome! That's what I realised last night as I tried lighting a cigarette whilst leaning out the window holding an umbrella. Water poured off the window frame and down my back as gust after gust tried the tear the umbrella from my hand. I puffed away too quickly and then felt sick. My mouth felt horrible, I was soaked and my room smelled like smoke. Yay cigarettes.

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So I don't actually have much in the way of a first post. My new "never-leave-the-house" policy means my life is even more uneventful than before. I went to a 21st on Saturday though. That was pretty good. I managed not to freak out, only offended one person and apparently got away with stealing a bottle of wine without social scorn. Yesterday I checked out a flat with Alice. It's pretty mint and I hope they choose us. It's the place on Gundry St where all the scenesters used to live. We're a little worried that that fact would overshadow any parties there. Like everyone would be thinking "yeah, this is a good party but not as good as the old ones". Hopefully the re-branding exercise that is The Frat House should pay off and get rid of old associations. Lambda lambda lambda all the way. At the moment we have 6 possible flatmates but we're looking for more, just so we get some choice. The flat is pretty much all I think about at the moment. I really want to get out of here. I also spend a lot of time during lectures and stuff thinking about the commune. It’s a pretty good way to waste time, coming up with irrigation schemes and stuff. My latest idea is growing bamboo. Man that stuff is handy.

A week or so ago I was up till 2am trying to come up with a system to shoot blood from the whale’s blowhole for the HWF video. I forget what I decided on. I think it was based on the same principle as super soakers. In my latest awesome dream I ended up falling in love with myself. Basically there was this really amazing funny, smart and just plain awesome girl and I was like “you are the greatest person in the world, I’m so glad I met you.” When I realized it was a dream. The best bit was that the dream kept going for a while so I was just running around The Land of Nod pissed off as hell. I’ve been having really entertaining dreams lately.