Saucy Minx/Mince

When I was a kid I was super into dried foods thanks to the description of the provisions in Fighting Fantasy books. I used to keep wanting a dehydrator for Christmas but I knew it wasn't really within the scope of acceptable presents. I bet that was not a future problem foreseen by Terry Brooks and that-guy-who-looked-like-an adult-baby when they sat down to write The Warlock of Firetop Mountain.

I've gotten into twitter lately. I don't have worry about paragraphing and I have a more tangible sense of readership than I do on here. I'm @scrabble_ideas