Last night I went to an Art Party, it was crazy! It’s like there’s a whole parallel scene operating! I felt very dumb and country. I did enjoy not having to talk to anyone though.

I’m starting a new job tomorrow, from noon till 6pm I will be one of those dicks with clipboards who hassle people into taking surveys. At least I will get some money. No more porridge for dinner. If you want to visit me, come to Shell in Newton. That’s where I’ll be, getting jiggy with it (my clipboard).

I had to tell my parents about maybe bringing Miss Lady with me when I go back to Wellington. They were very positive, I was not. The whole idea is kind of scary. There is a long-term relationship on the horizon and it is freaking me out.

If I were running for president of the United States of America, my campaign slogan would be


BREAKFAST PIES

AND BURRITOS!

Is that a haiku?

Picture of the week:

Something about this image pleases me greatly.