Saucy Minx/Mince

When I was a kid I was super into dried foods thanks to the description of the provisions in Fighting Fantasy books. I used to keep wanting a dehydrator for Christmas but I knew it wasn't really within the scope of acceptable presents. I bet that was not a future problem foreseen by Terry Brooks and that-guy-who-looked-like-an adult-baby when they sat down to write The Warlock of Firetop Mountain.

I've gotten into twitter lately. I don't have worry about paragraphing and I have a more tangible sense of readership than I do on here. I'm @scrabble_ideas

Yuck yucks

Just spent way longer than I should have trying to embed Hard Knock Life by Jay-Z on my page. Didn't work. Instead, when you come here, please sing it. If you've forgotten how it goes, just watch Austin Powers.

My blogging course did not have enough sign-ups to take place. I guess we should have mentioned that I was being run by the creator of Whoopi Goldblog.

Do you know anyone else who uses the word "howdy"? I only realized a couple of days ago that no-one says it. Ever. I say it. All the time.

I have been teaching too long, I got annoyed at the previous sentence because it lacked a subject and object.

That'll do for now. Stay fresh, vegetables!

An observation

The one thing better than erotic cakes? Sensual cakes.

This seemed like the most appropriate place to share that.