What a great weekend (i'm counting Thurday as Friday and Friday as Saturday). Imported friends are the best.
I'm so proud, I met 3 News cutie Jesse Peach last night. He's My mum's favorite TV personality and is almost as cute in real life (although he wasn't wearing his usual slightly-too-big-suit). I now have the best ever addition to her birthday present:
there is a myspace fansite for him. it belong to a 16year old girl. all i can say is she has great taste. how old is he anyways? DO YOU KNOW also what was his personality like and is he fond of cats
ReplyDeleteI think he's like 25 or something. Reviews of his personality vary. I didn't talk to him that much but he was pretty extremely friendly. One of my flatmates thought he was kind of boring. Cats weren't mentioned.
ReplyDeleteI fucked your mother christopher, and it was good. You should have seen my rock hard acorn tip pounding away at her gingernut flaps, each stroke punching deeper and deeper until I felt her clench up in what must have been the biggest, wettest orgasm she has had since you were conceived. But I wasn't done, oh no, I slipped out of pink and popped into brown for a bit of fudge, I could tell she had done this before by the way her puckered rosebud accepted the full length of my chorizo. She screamed "ride me like a horse!" "fuck me like a treadmill fucks a dog with no legs" this was too much for me. I pulled out showering her freckled back and hairy crack in my love juice.
ReplyDeleteShe said to pay you, so the money will be in your account on your birthday.