These are my top 3 verbal cartoons by Dan Liebert. I haven't read all of them but of the ones I have read, these are the best. You can find more on the McSweeney's website or at www.verbalcartoonist.com. I've often been tempted to use this blog to just collect together McSweeneys stuff.
But Who Will Play Me?
If they ever make a musical about my life, there will probably be a lot of songs about jacking off and pizza.
Roaches.
Roaches haven't changed at all in 60 million years—except for this one: I just put tiny velour underpants on him.
Feelings.
When women ask you to share your feelings, I found out that they really just want to hear about love.
They don't give a damn if you're feeling "patriotic and hungry."
i stole that link and emailed it to everyone so they think I am even more hilarious than usual and want to buy me drinks all the time thanks
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