Hey Chris, how much do you wish you were born pretty much any time before 1850?
Pretty much %100.

Also, how bad do you wish you could ride a musk ox to work?
So bad it hurts.

I think I might buy like a sheep skin or hopefully some cooler animal's skin and wear that all the time.

Till I smell.

And people steer their children away from me on the street.

And I get chased out of town by villagers.

Speaking of smell, Auckland smelled really really good today. Like I actually walked to school sniffing the whole way. I tried to be real subtle but some people were probably like, "Is he sniffing me!?" I wasn't sniffing anyone. At one point I walked past this homeless guy and I was really scared I'd smell him and he'd totally ruin my smellscape. Luckily he was far away. He might not have been homeless anyway. Just a dude who likes trackpants and not shaving.

Top 3 Smells Identified by Chris on His Way to School Today:
1) Honey (I know, what the fuck smells like honey?)
2) Tar
3) Autumn
















Top 3 Goo-Goo Dolls Fansite Names:

1) Addicted to Goo
2) The GooHive (from NZ)
3) Enter the Goo