What's up with you, Internet?

Check it out doods i'm BLOGGING!

I had to do this because I pooed so bad and I couldn't tell anyone.

It was like an angry rat came out of my butt.

I have had a lot of jobs since I left auckland but all of them have SUCKEDS. I am poorer than I was at uni. What is with that? I have a kitten is what is with that. They will bleed you dry. Also I only work most of the time.

I tried to quit smoking this week but then failed from rum. I was so offensive, it turns out being the question asking person during truth or dare can be worse than being the askee. I also ate raw pork by mistake when I got home.

Thaks internet! Good catchup!