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Crazy Heart is a pretty good movie. I just watched it today. It made me think Colin Farrel was ok which is a pretty big accomplishment.

On Friday I had to have a heart-to-heart with a bunch of teenagers. It was kind of funny. I'm not that great at counselling. All my year 9s are getting whaled on by year 10s. The year 10s are dicks!

Bye!

So I thought I might try blogging again. This time i'm going to spit STRIAGHT FACTS!


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I wish I lived in a time period where there were a bunch of sweet as puns i.e. The Flintstones Period.

Check it the fuck out I'm on the internet again.

We had to crack skulls to get it working but it was worth it because now I know all about brian and his chicken burgers.

Teachers college is sweet, its not like normal uni and heaps like highschool. I think that's intentional.

I'm going to do my first teaching tommorow, its at Dio which is the WORLDS FANCIEST GIRLS SCHOOL. Wish me luck!

CHRIS OUT

Hey guys I'm working on doin some blogs but its real hard cos I'm at Harriet's folks house. ITS REAL WIERD AYE

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Man what’s the deal with Fleetwood Mac being REALLY REALLY good? That’s not meant to happen.

I’ve gotten pretty into totally rocking out at my desk lately but I don’t really have a good move to do, I kind of either nod along or mouth along to the song. Sometimes I sing to my fist a bit if it’s really epic. Yesterday I was sorting some mail and I accidentally line-danced a little bit. I hope no-one saw.

This old Chinese guy also made me teach him English for like a hour and a half during my commute yesterday. It was okay, kind of awkward though, I’m sure everyone else on the bus thought I was being really patronizing. It wasn’t my fault, I was just being accommodating. He tried teaching me some Chinese (I think it was Mandarin but he was Cantonese) I already knew two out of the three words he taught me but I didn’t want to look like a dick by turning him down

Moving update #2

I feel I should point out that Harriet and I are officially flying to Auckland on Saturday the 28th at 7am AND NOT COMING BACK FOR A LONG TIME. Given that it is a Saturday maybe someone should setup a party for the 27th, I ain’t setting up my own going away party damnit.

Dicks

Chris's Camp Review

Night 1: Got drank.

I think.

Day 1:

Doll Brand pickled vegetable noodles:
Pretty good aye. Really conveyed the pickleyness well. Pickling is a pretty sweet thing to do with food. Might go home and pickle me a peanut butter sammich right now.

Night 2:

I think maybe Spicy Seafood. It was unpleasantly spicy. I think I ate the dry noodles later on when I was drunk in my tent.

Day 2:

Geez this is getting hard, camp was pretty fucking long huh? I guess it was regular seafood. It was a relief after that spicy shit, man that was unpleasant.

Night 3:
I bought a food from the canteen thing. It was brown. Came with a fork and a knife. I thought that was pretty generous.

Day 3:

I went to the supermarket and got rolls and mussels. One of the mussels had two pickled crabs cowering inside it, it was pretty gross. I should really have just bought something normal to eat. Like a custard pie.

Night 4:
Last noodles, shrimp wonton. They were pretty awesomely plain and actually cooked right for a change.

Overall, I would say that noodles do serve as a surprisingly good staple diet, every day I was expecting to get tired of them but it just didn’t happen. I did do a fair bit of snacking but my diet was still fundamentally noodle based.

Good camp all round.